Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Believe it or not, my friends on Facebook don't actually know me that well.

Oh, yeah. I get Facebook posts.
Like this one from a former co-worker.
Think about what you are reading ok. because it's the truth.
Why do we ((sleep)) in [[church]],
But stay ((awake)) through a [[2 hour movie]]?
Why is it so ((hard)) to talk about [[God]],
but so ((easy)) to [[Gossip]]?
Why are we so ((bored)) when we look at a [[Christian magazine]],
but find it ((easy)) to read [[Playboy]]?
Why is it so easy to ((ignore)) a [[Godly]] Facebook Wall Post,
Yet we ((repost)) the [[nasty]] ones?
Why are ((churches)) getting [[smaller]],
But ((bars and clubs)) are [[growing]]?
Think about it, are you going to repost this?
Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at?
Would You Have Opened This if it Said.... Read This In Gods Name.

80 % of you wont repost this.

Jesus Christ said:
"If you deny me in front of your friends I will deny you in front of my father

Um, yeah. Okay. You sent this to me. The guy who spent 2 hours last week debunking a glurge from his mum.
Look, I can't answer any of this except why the churches are getting smaller while the bars and clubs are growing. Restrictive licensing laws. You start pumping Young's Oatmeal Stout at the altar and Mrs Gaijin, the mutt and I will be having Sunday brunch there rather than the Earl Spencer on Merton Rd.
The Eternal Gaijin
Lost Somewhere in Kobe, Japan
"Words Cannot Describe What I Am About To Tell You."

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