It's just so sad watching conservatives and religious whack-a-doodles try to be funny or use satire.
Guys, it takes some level of accuracy to be satirical. Put the gags down before you hurt yourself.
Statement Of Faith
We believe Natural Selection is a God to many, with the power of chance to form all things. This unseen, unknown force is the power for those who truly believe they have ascended from lower animals.
We believe Charles Darwin is the prophet of Natural Selection. Having been chosen by Natural Selection, he has evolved to the most high prophet, having visualized through imagination the formation of all living things.
The belief in positive mutation of living things which have descended from a common ancester, through millions of years in time and gazillions of transitions is a matter of faith.
THE SACRED WRITINGS
We believe that each of the written words of the Prophet Charles Darwin are as holy scripture among those who by faith believe they have evolved from lower animals.
CHANGE OF SPECIES
We believe change above or below species such as frog to dog, pig or monkey to man is a matter of unquestionable faith.
WE BELIEVE IT TAKES FAITH TO BELIEVE IN EVOLUTION