Bill never realized that sex was the cause of it all.

With apologies to Harry Harrison and his classic novel Bill the Galactic Hero. I wonder how Chinger would translate.
Lost in Translation
Original English Text: Bill never realized that sex was the cause of it all.
Translated to Japanese: ビルは決して性がそれの原因すべてだったことをわからなかった。
Translated back to English: As for the building under any condition characteristic being that cause everything it was not understood.
Translated to Chinese: 至于大厦在任何情况典型是之下那个原因一切它未被了解。
Translated back to English: Is under that reason all it had not been understood as for the building in any situation model.
Translated to French: Est dessous que la raison toute il n'avait pas été comprise quant au bâtiment dans aucun modèle de situation.
Translated back to English: Is below that the reason all it had been included/understood as for the building in no model of situation.
Translated to German: Unter dem aller ist Grund, den es included/understood was das Gebäude anbetrifft in keinem Modell der Situation gewesen war.
Translated back to English: Under that everything is reason, which it concerns included/understood which the building in no model of the situation had been.
Translated to Italian: Sotto quel tutto è il motivo, che interessa included/understood quale la costruzione in nessun modello della situazione era stata.
Translated back to English: Under that all it is the reason, that it interests included/understood which the construction in no model of the situation had been.
Translated to Portuguese: Sob aquele todo é a razão, aquela que interessa included/understood que a construção em nenhum modelo da situação tinha sido.
Translated back to English: Under that one all it is the ratio, that one that interests included/understood that the construction in no model of the situation had been.
Translated to Spanish: Bajo aquél todo es la relación de transformación, aquélla esa los intereses included/understood que había sido la construcción en ningún modelo de la situación.
Translated back to English: Under that one whole it is the transformation relation, that one that the interests included/understood that had been the construction in no model of the situation.


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