Well, that actually worked out a bit better than you'd have thought at first.

Looks like the potential of the Westboro yokel club coming over actually had a good effect on the local Fundagelical groups.
‘Erm … well, God DOES like fags … a bit … no, a lot , actually’

USING the same tone of revulsion it normally reserves for occasional reports of deadly exotic spiders emerging from store-bought hands of bananas, the media last week subjected those 11-toed freaks from the Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka, Kansas, to levels of scrutiny they rarely get the UK.

All this attention put British evangelicals in a very uncomfortable place. They were forced to look into a mirror, and were horrified by what they saw.

But they'll get used to their reflection and be back to square one in no time.