Oh, yeah, cause yoga is such a spiritual threat.

The Register reports:

Church hall bans 'unchristian' yoga for nippers
Young minds saved from spiritual perversion
A Somerset church has banned toddlers from practising yoga in its hall because the "unchristian" practice "promoted other spiritualities", the BBC reports.

Come on people, how fucking stupid is this? The worst thing that will come out of kids practicing yoga is that they'll turn into smelly hippies with a taste for tofu granola.

--  From: 	The Eternal Gaijin 	Lost Somewhere in Kobe, Japan 	"Words Cannot Describe What I Am About To Tell You."