You know how I know you're gay...

You drink soy
<http://www.crooksandliars.com/2006/12/12/soy-beans-make-you-gay/>milk.
This one of those things that's been reported (Here
<http://worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=53327>) and
blogged at the first link and at Pharyngula
<http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2006/12/satans_perfect_food_tofu.php>.
I don't know why they're acting so surprised. I mean just look at Japan;
christ they're all screamers over there. Last time I watched Seven
Samurai it was all poofy guys in skirtish things mincing about.

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From:
The Eternal Gaijin
Lost Somewhere in Wandsworth, London

"Words Cannot Describe What I Am About To Tell You."