Happy Birthday, George Dennis Carlin.

One of the funniest men in my lifetime (and slightly before it as well).



101 Greatest George Carlin Quotes



Samples:

8.  You can’t fight City Hall, but you can goddamn sure blow it up.



10. Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember
that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.



17. Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible
man…living in the sky, who watches everything you do every
minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific
things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these
things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and
smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and
burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money.

And of course:

26.  The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.

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